Superfantastic journalist Yiğit Bulut (aka "the gel head"), a not-so-long-ago-converted supporter of Prime Minister Tayyip Erdoğan, has been shedding light on the hidden motives behind the protests since they began.

Mr. Bulut has so far revealed that the events have been organized by national and international secret socieities, the protesters are paid by foreign governments and corporations, and the powers behind the movement are trying to kill Tayyip Erdoğan using telekinesis.

If you think that sounds funny, take this: He has now been appointed Chief Advisor to the Prime Minister.